Twilight

Well, I'm finally getting this out there.
I absolutely hate that book.
And here's the reason: It's being over done. It's everywhere and it's driving my up the wall! Not literally because 1) I don't have a car and 2) cars can't defy gravity, although Chitty Chitty Bang Bang can.
But honestly, it's getting seriously annoying. Everyone is like OMG OMG TWILIGHT! <3
It's making me want to take my belts and just strangle myself!
Honestly.
It's nauseating.
And the fact they made it a film is just sickening.
And yes, I have, in fact, read the book.
I read it back in 06, a few months after it came out and a season before everyone loved it. It's sort of annoying because people criticized me for reading a "teen gushy vampire" book. And it's also annoying when those same people have read the "teen gushy vampire" book, and now are gushing all over it's shiny cover! Like, honestly.
Get a new lover.
Edward Cullen isn't real.
He is not and will never be real.
He is fiction.
Love a human, for Havok's sake!
And what is soo attractive about him? (the actor) I don't find him attractive at all. Didn't the book make him amazing? Damn Hollywood.
And what's so great about the book? I'll admit, what's-her-face is a great writer, but seriously, the "my boyfriend is a vampire" story is way old. She just made it longer and fancier. Also, I thought the first book was way better than the others.
The second book made me want to spoon out my eyes. And then stab myself with the spoon. In the throat. All she did was be an over emotional whiner. "Oh noes! My vampire boyfriend has left me! What ever shall I do?"
SICKENING
MIND KILLING
SHIT
Anyway, I did think it was well written, but there was nothing to it but the rantings of a lovesick teen. So, this is no lie, a few pages after half way through the book (yes, I know where half way is for any book I read), I said, "Why am I reading this shit?" and I chucked it at my wall. I was dying as I read it. I thought the entire time, "Stop reading this. Stop. Just, put it down. Throw it. Do it. You know you want to. This is shit. Throw the thing! No, I have to get through this. I have to. Fuck it. I'm throwing it."
So please, don't rave about a book.
It's a book.
Okay, it's a film soon with people. But these are people acting out book characters, therefore, their personalities are full out fiction.
So, please, get over this hype.