Novocaine and forks

So, I had two small...small cavities and I just got them filled.
I planned on not using novocaine because the last filling I got I didn't use it and I didn't feel anything.
BUT NOOOOOO
Today there was a different dentist there and she decided that it would be in my best interest to use novocaine.
-_-
So, as I was driving home I decided I should slam my face into a wall.
I did that several times and didn't feel it...but I got a headache.
Then I saw a knife and I wondered if...
ahhaha But I didn't do that.
So, I was sitting in the kitchen and wondered if I would feel a fork. So, I started stabbing my face with it. It tingled.
Then I stabbed the inside and it was weird because I couldn't feel the stabbing, but I could feel my skin being stretched. O.o
So, now Ihav to sit here with a half numb face.
Yeah, HALF.
Because the other side got novocaine because I had a cavity on that side, but the novocaine apparently didn't work on that side.
So...yeah. I feel weird.

C&S

Twilight

Well, I'm finally getting this out there.
I absolutely hate that book.
And here's the reason: It's being over done. It's everywhere and it's driving my up the wall! Not literally because 1) I don't have a car and 2) cars can't defy gravity, although Chitty Chitty Bang Bang can.
But honestly, it's getting seriously annoying. Everyone is like OMG OMG TWILIGHT! <3
It's making me want to take my belts and just strangle myself!
Honestly.
It's nauseating.
And the fact they made it a film is just sickening.
And yes, I have, in fact, read the book.
I read it back in 06, a few months after it came out and a season before everyone loved it. It's sort of annoying because people criticized me for reading a "teen gushy vampire" book. And it's also annoying when those same people have read the "teen gushy vampire" book, and now are gushing all over it's shiny cover! Like, honestly.
Get a new lover.
Edward Cullen isn't real.
He is not and will never be real.
He is fiction.
Love a human, for Havok's sake!
And what is soo attractive about him? (the actor) I don't find him attractive at all. Didn't the book make him amazing? Damn Hollywood.
And what's so great about the book? I'll admit, what's-her-face is a great writer, but seriously, the "my boyfriend is a vampire" story is way old. She just made it longer and fancier. Also, I thought the first book was way better than the others.
The second book made me want to spoon out my eyes. And then stab myself with the spoon. In the throat. All she did was be an over emotional whiner. "Oh noes! My vampire boyfriend has left me! What ever shall I do?"
SICKENING
MIND KILLING
SHIT
Anyway, I did think it was well written, but there was nothing to it but the rantings of a lovesick teen. So, this is no lie, a few pages after half way through the book (yes, I know where half way is for any book I read), I said, "Why am I reading this shit?" and I chucked it at my wall. I was dying as I read it. I thought the entire time, "Stop reading this. Stop. Just, put it down. Throw it. Do it. You know you want to. This is shit. Throw the thing! No, I have to get through this. I have to. Fuck it. I'm throwing it."
So please, don't rave about a book.
It's a book.
Okay, it's a film soon with people. But these are people acting out book characters, therefore, their personalities are full out fiction.
So, please, get over this hype.

Insomniac's Journal (Part 2)

This line, right here, it's 2:11 AM...I think.
My computer clock lies to me a bunch. Like...I thought it was Sunday on Friday because it fucked the dates. I was sooo lost.
Like, you have no idea.
DUUUDEE. I need to use the pee station.
Haha.
Bamboozle Inside Joke.
BIJ.
PB&J.
Penis brain and jizz!
Whoa. ADD there.
So, yeah. Must pee. But I don't wanna get in trouble for being up late.
I know. I know.
"Stop being such a pussy and go take a leak man!"
SCREW YOU.
So, yesterday was quite..egh. Boring.
I read Betrayed. I finished it, actually. Now, I am once again, hooked.
Dude, I friggen cried while reading it. The girl in the book dies, and she's the one that reminds me a hella lot of my friend Tori and I was like NOOOO. I imagined it as if I was the girl and the dead friend was Tori. It was really depressing.
But, yeah. I did that all day. I swear. Then I went on the computer.
The day before was more interesting. I know it was, but I really don't recall wtf I did. WAIT.
I remember now.
I hung out with Caitlin after I woke up. Which was, as usual, really late in the day. ahahha.
WTF? My computer stops spall checking up at my NOOOO comment. Which ticks me off. Now Ihav to write this whole thing on Blogger. Ugh.
Hahaha. All of you Blogger people are like, "So?"
Anyways, where was I?
No idea.
So, I was with Caitlin, right? Yeah.
Okay. So, I got there in time for dinner. We went to an Italian joint in Cape May called Stumpo's. I think that's how it's spelt?
It's pretty good, although don't ask me cause all I can get there is pizza and past without meat sauce or anything. They do have seafood pasta, if you're into that kinda stuff.
Good place. But, as we were sitting there, I was informed by my gf that my x DJ had won AFI tickets. Now, here's my first thought: WHAT?!
Here's my first action: I jumped in my plastic green chair in the restaurant, nearly knocked the table over and screamed, "WHAT?!" I got many strange glances when I did so. I didn't care. This was BIG news. Like HUGE. If I could make the font big to get you to understand, I would.
Anyway, I continued asking WTF about this for 2 days. Meaning, yesterday and the day before. Also, as we sat at the table, I thought I saw an obese baby in a stroller and this amused me. It turns out, it was a disabled midget. X.X
Go figure.
So, I felt seriously bad. Midgets are cool, I just couldn't tell. I mean, 1) it was crowded, 2) we were far away 3) the chair was blocked by people. Come one, you would have done the same thing if you were me!
Okay, maybe not...
Then we got back in and I was amused by her macbook. It confuses me. A shitload.
Ihav a lousy vaio, but it works nicely and has a bigger and BETTER screen than a macbook so :P
Yeah...so we wanted to watch a movie, but there wasn't on demand at her rented house, which sucked. And we couldn't find any good bootleg, either. Plus, the internet sucked.
So we watched some Family Guy.
hahah
That was fun. Say for the fact that it paused every 5 or 10 minutes...or every 30 seconds (to mars). YOU WERE THINKING IT TOO!!! Don't lie.
Ugh. Still must pee.
Anyway, we watched Jeepers Creepers on TV.
We couldn't figure out who the guy was, but we finally figured it out.
First we thought it was Dr. D from Scrubs, but we were off.
The guy is Justin Long from Accepted.
I swear, they look alike.
Anyway, that was our night, basically.
Then I woke up late and read that.
OOOOH
It stormed really badly.
I heard the whole story from my da.
So, at around 8 AM yesterday morning, it was really sunny and hot out. According to my da, "it felt like the sun was pelting me with heat."
Then, the wind picked up and it started to get kinda dark.
He was like wtf? Then, my ma came out and was like, "Boy it's cold out here." or something to that extent.
Hm..
I need to pause my story and do something.
See, earlier today (12 AM) Caitlin asked if she could go on my myspace, and I told her sure. So, now I need to change the password.
Since I'm changing it, my password was 12havok21.
Now I need to change that.
Jeebus.
Now that that's done, I need to look something up.
Can't tell ya what until I get to that part of my day.
Sucks for you, right?
Now I bet you're skipping through this until you get to it.
It's not that great, anyway.
TRUST ME.
Found my answer.
Back to the story.
So, then they look behind the house and see this bulging blaqk cloud and it starts to pour.
Then it stops and is completely sunny in the next 10-15 minutes.
So, they go to the beach.
This is the part I'm awake for, although don't notice due to my AFiPod.
So, the police were in the streets on the board walk calling people off the beaches. My parents are confused, but stand on the board walk waiting for the storm to pass. But no, the police call them off their, too. Now they're really confused.
Next thing ya know, this massive amount of wind comes out of nowhere and hail is flying about! No joke!
But, sadly, nothing was destroyed. Pity.
But the winds were almost enough for a tornado and that would have majorly sucked balls.
Beezlebub is a fun word.
Thought I'd put that out there.
So, for dinner we went to a seafood place and I ate bread and salad. Yum. Blegh.
Nothing veg. there.
Sadly.
I hate my family's table manners. It's disgusting. The conversations that go on! You'd think I was the sane one!
FOR SERIOUS.
But, the power almost went out as we ate.
And that Annie Lennox song that's always on. The...oh fuck. What was it?
Uhm..
No, not Cyndi Lauper. GET OUT OF MY HEAD CYNDI.
Uhm...shit...*looks up*
Okay....it wasn't by here. WHO THE HELL WAS IT BY????
It had around the world and something seven seas...
this is ticking me off...
Okay, so having It's Raining Men in your head DOES NOT HELP!
Ugh. Looks like I'm asking my da later today..
-_-
OWWW MY EYE.
So, earlier today I was reading Under The Rose, the Despair Faction zine, except it was on the computer because they were kind and posted it on the computer for all of us late bloomers.
hahah I crack myself up.
Anyway, I was reading it and several times I questioned Davey's cexuality.
So, that's what I had to look up. And it was finally answered, and sort of, put to rest.
I know, that's not right.
I should have it put to rest...but skeptics.
And no, I can't tell you any zine quotes because I cannot share.
Mwahahhahaha
Anyway, this is the answer...
"Sorry To Burst Your Bubble... but Davey is not gay. Or bi. Get over it. Just because your friend heard he was gay or you read it on some message board doesn't make it so. However, since I've made posts like this repeatedly over the years and people still refuse to believe he's not gay, I guess we'll have to keep hearing about it ad infinitum." -Jade Puget
Kinda disappointing because I adore gay guys.
Ihav a gay friend.
He's pretty spiffy.
Oh Jeebus, I said spiffy.
Someone slap me. Please.
YESSS.
I love my friend Kylle now.
She knows the song.
Hm...
SO IT WAS ANNIE LENNOX.
Okay..hahahha Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of These) is the song.
I feel accomplished now.
So, now I need a new myspace tracker site because apparently I live in Texas...
which I don't.
So I need to fix that...
WAHAHAHAH Manson did a version of this song.
THIS Ihav GOT to hear...
This is kinda interesting...
I sorta like Manson's version..I like the original though, it's more fast paced...
Eurythmics did a version of this, too.
I need to get all of these on my AFiPod.
Okay, new mission. Burn CD's.
wait..I need to do that thingy first...
myspace tracker.
damn it. I just installed one...and it lied.
why are two songs playing??
oooh hahahha Ihav Fallen Like The Sky by AFI on there with Don't Stop by Innerpartysystem on there...bahahhaha weird combo.
So, go look up Don't Stop by Innerpartysystem if you like electro, electronic-y music. They're good.
YESSS I found the tracking site.
This is good.
Hm..Ugh fucking pop-ups.
POP UP BLOCKERS ARE A LIE.
They don't protect you from pop-ups, I swear.
I don't think this website understands that I want a dark blue tracker, not a magenta.
Okay, I downloaded all 3 versions off of limewire.
I need to pimp my AFiPod with some good music before I go to Virginia.
OH NOES.
That's right.
I won't be on the computer.
For a week.
Yeah.
That's why I'm making this.
So you don't forget me over the damn week.
Ugh. I'm going out of boredom. I swear.
I don't know why I agreed to it.
But I swear, I'm going to be checking Jade Puget's blog everyday to see if he posts anything because that will keep me alive...so will my AFiPod.
This girl I'm about to go stay with *shudder*.
Fur wearing, Abercrobie and Bith loving, hand bag carrying, annoying little slutty pink EW.
It's not good.
And she's scared of PANIC! AT THE DISCO.
I mean...they're not even remotely scary
I get it if it's someone like Manson, but he doesn't scare me..so... But still!
It's ridiculous!
And I swear she doesn't even like me!
Ugh. I mean, yeah, we've been texting and I can make her laugh because I'm naturally an idiot when I text, but come on!
She needs to expand her horizons.
I was born in the wrong time.
I love 80's music.
WRONG TIME.
Great... now I'm totally going to be obsessed with this song.
Now to make the AFiTunes playlist that needs to be burned and then put on the other computer for my AFiPod.
Hahhaha I almost started to burn it without Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of These) on there. That would have been tragic.
Shit man. I still haven't peed and it's been 2 hours...
Tripp pants have horrible zippers.
Every pair by that brand Ihav, the zipper doesn't stay up.
Same thing with my friend.
This is annoying.
Hahhah There's an Alternitivo genre on iTunes.
This is funny.
Okay, so now I need to pick from The Pink Spiders' songs to figure out which ones I actually want on my AFiPod because all of this is going to take up a TON of space...
OOOH You know what pisses me off?
I really like The Pink Spiders' song All The Cool Girls Are Dead, but I can only find forty second clips on limewire and it's not fair!
DAMN IT.
RHAPSODAY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE IT!
Grr.
Ihav all their songs...but THAT one.
-_-
AHHAHAHAHAHA The beginning of Cyndi Lauper's Raging Storm sounds like...oh...what was it's name? Idk, but it was this realllyyyy weird thing my friend and and I found on her computer and it was ridiculous like...elevator music. It was hilarious because she was burning me some cd's and we found it. It was amazing. I wonder if I still have that cd...
Bubblegum Love was one of the songs. Don't know why I remember that.
Idk but it was for this DJ that doesn't exist. It was pretty sweet. Not really.
Okay, I don't want this song on my AFiPod.
I think Cyndi is trying to bring disco back...


I'M PARANOID.
I keep seeing my door open, but it really doesn't.
Must be my insomnia playing tricks on me...again.
Oh, and remember how I mentioned Innerpartysystem? I just figured out how to make little player doorhickies. Here's Don't Stop.

So, I'm feeling pretty good that I figured that out now. It was annoying me because I was like, "OKAY YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT." haha
Rihanna!
Okay, so I'm going to burn that now...
Yay!
Done with that...
DUUUDE I've been on this blog for 3 hours!
This is INSANE.
Oh well, nothing better to do.
I was reading this book called Glass House just now. It's eh. Something to read until I get Chosen by P.C. Cast. Which reminds me...why am I up?
I need to get up early today to buy it.
Well, I could just stay awake all day...
nah.
That kills me.
I'm going to sleep after I pee.
YEAH.
You heard me.
I haven't gone yet!
3 hours!
BEAT THAT.
It's not fun, but it is necessary to write this.
Hm...I'm going to go away now.
But only so I can post a blog about why I hate Twilight.
Bie bie.

C&S


Okay, I lied. I'm back.
I'm on a hunt for a new myspace layout since mine doesn't feature my blog.
XD
It's annoying.
I used to get a ton of views, but now Ihav a flash profile and the views just...stopped.
It's depressing.
So, now I need a new one.
I was looking up AFI wallpaper on google...and this is what I found...

Ironic?
I think so.
I'm still wearing the smirk I had when I found it. I'm debating whether or not to use it, but I'm going to go against it..since he's not gay. *tears*
HAHAHHA Whoever made this doesn't like Davey and Hunter....

YAY.
So, I found this really awesome background and now I'm all done.
So, now I'm saying goodbye.
DUDE 4 hours!
hahahha

C&S

Insomniac's Journal (Part 1)

It's 3:05 AM at the moment I'm writing this line.
It will not be this time when I finish.
Obviously, I can't type that fast.
Yesterday was rather boring.
I woke up at 2.
I wonder what's up with Oatsie.
Inside joke, you won't get it.
Yes, you.
I digress.
So, after 2, I took a shower, and went out with my mother. We wanted to get breakfast, like, a normal one, but I ended up getting just a bagel. Nerd boy spent 50-60$ on the arcade.
I'm getting paid 67$ for babysitting.
Why am I telling you any of this?
Not like you care.
So, Tori and I continued our AFI vampire fic.
It's going slow because I don't have a plot.
We just write because.
I finished a shit load of vitamin water in the past 24 hours.
On myspace, since I still want to buy AFI on OYF, I did a shit load of surveys.
That reminds me of the long survey I did on facebook.
I put a lot of AFI into that.
*sigh* My mind is wandering. I want to take a survey.
Answer questions.
Let's find one on myspace... yay! I found one!

Does your profile song have any special meaning?
I forget the song. Wait, no. I like it and found it on Logo.

Midnight, who are you texting?
Kylle? Victoria? I think?

What are you most worried about?
not getting up in the morning.
freaking my friend out.
going to virginia for a week with a girl I despise, but wanted to go out of boredom.

How different are you from three years ago?
3 years ago? *laughs* who was I three years ago?

Do you like your life at the moment?
it needs something better to it.
very bland.

Are you currently frustrated with someone?
not really. just bored.

Do you have a friend that starts with the letter A?
lots. a ton of alyssa's.

Is anything alive in your room?
probably some insect I'm not seeing. and me.

What's the last piercing you got?
uhm...ear? a few years ago?

Do you have trust issues?
I didn't. but then she happened. now I do.

Do you have a best friend?
i guess.

Ever been to Alaska?
I want to go.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
i was forced apart. not my fault.

In the past week have you gotten your hair cut?
cut? no. dyed? yes.

How long is your hair?
Jade Puget short

Ever have surgery?
I think when I was born?

Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's?
I'm the odd one out in the 'family'.
I'm the only one with hazel eyes that go from green to brown for no reason.

Do you smile a lot?
not really.
depends who I'm with.

Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
hahahahah my da. i missed it on purpose.

Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
never.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
I jumped out of one, does that count?

Have you ever dyed your hair?
blonde, blonde, blonde, blue.

Are you wearing a necklace?
3. skull & cross bones, heart locked, peace sign. as in the circle with lines, not 2 fingers.

Will this weekend be a good one?
no. boring as hell.

Look behind you, what do you see?
I don't need to look. I will see pulled curtains over a kitchen window.

Does anyone know your MySpace password?
nope.

Okay, time for another.
that wasn't hard to find another.
OOOH I love this song.
Don't know the words.
Let's look it up... okay, so either it's french or it's just random sylables...weird.
i like it.
back to the thingy..

how many people have you kissed in the past 6 months?
2.
ex gf, current gf

where will you be 12 hours from now?
in bed or with my friend

What is the last movie you watched?
something off of fear net...no clue what it was called.
had vampires.
didn't watch it.

what's your favorite season?
winter or fall

did you have a dream last night?
I did, but it was weird. It took place within an hour.

has anyone ever broken your heart?
two.
I don't talk to one much. He's just...weird?
The other I feel awkward as fuck around.
I take that back, both I feel awkward as fuck around.

is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
look above

do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
no.

Are you home?
no.

is it easy for people to make you smile?
i guess?

have you ever kissed someone whos name starts with a M?
OMH HOW DID YOU KNOW?! no, I haven't.

can you make yourself cry?
idk. let me check. nvm, too tired.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
yeah. i'd go back to the Blaqk Audio concert, and punch people out of my way.

do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
I think I do...

what is your current place of employment?
Should I have one?

are you taller than 5 foot?
not sure. don't have a ruler.

is your current hair color your natural hair color?
uhnm..half-ish is. the other 1/4 is blonde, the other 1/4 is blue.

has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it?
yes.

do you find members of the opposite sex confusing?
not really.

how has the week been?
boring. interesting. i don't recall.

what does your best friend call you?
Ryan.

how many people would you say you've been "serious" with?
one.

would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
you just asked me a very hard question.
i love the snow.
i adore thunderstorms.
can Ihav a thunderstorm and then have it change to snow?

laptop or desktop?
laptop.

what company is your cellphone provider?
at&t

have you ever kissed just a friend?
yeah. *shudder* never again.

what were you doing 4 hours ago?
sitting on the computer

where did you go to yesterday?
here.

in school, how was/is your attendance record?
I was absent 1 time.
the year before 0 times.

do/did you listen to your parents?
almost never.

are you good at keeping secrets?
sure.

in school, did/do you participate in gym class?
HAH no. I got a B though....

would you rather spend or save your money?
save it, but spend it on good things *cough AFI merch cough*

are puddles the best part about rain?
I hate those things.
rain is the best part about rain, dumbass.

do you have curtains in your room?
that reminds me...I need blinds...

do you like Juicy Fruit gum?
haven't had it in forever. i guess

are crayons better than colored pencils?
pfft, no.
markers.

Who was the last friend you stopped talking to and why?
lauren.
the convo just ended.

What colors are you wearing right now?
gay pride belt = rainbow

if you had to fast-forward time right now, when would you go to?
to when AFI's Havok damned EP comes out.

tired of reading these?
I'm not.

Has anyone seen you in your underwear, other than your mom?
heheheh yes

Are you stubborn?
hella yeah

What is one emotion you are feeling right now?
what's the word for when you're tired, but you're awake and you're just floating there?

What are you currently doing?
listening to music, sitting, typing.

Do you miss anybody?
yes.
my gf.
I won't see her for over a week and it's depressing.
I haven't seen her in the longest time and I feel really bad.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
yes. His name is Davey Havok.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
not really.

Can you spell good?
It's really well you fucktard.

Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
Yes. Many.
AFI
my gf
my biffie (Jeebus) Tori

When is the last time you saw a movie in theaters?
Dark Knight. not sure the date

How has this week been?
boring as....reading the encyclopedia.
I want hot chocolate...

Do you have a best friend?
surely.

What do you want most right now?
food. hot chocolate. sleep.

Is your myspace profile private?
it shouldn't be, but it is.
must. fix.
won't let me
-_-
but I now have myspace U.K.
hahah

What do you carry with you at all times?
phone. AFiPod

What person do you trust the most?
Tori. and Victoria. not sure why Victoria...
we have an AFI connection going

Are you a morning person or a night person?
night. I would gladly switch from living during the day to night.

Do you remember your dreams?
some of them. if I tell them to people right away

What will you name your son?
If Ihav kids, this applies to the question below, they will be Jabez, Adam, Jade, Davey, Hunter, Smith and Fritch.

What will you name your daughter?


Ever kissed Number 5 on your top?
uhm...since that's a band, no.

Does anything hurt on your body?
my neck and eyes.

Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
I say that they were adopted.

Does anyone love you?
ask the people that know me.

Have you ever lost anybody close to you?
no. luckily

Are you afraid of falling in love?
can't help if you do.

Who was the last person you said "i love you" too?
Shayna

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
yes, but they didn't mean it.
not really.
because no one ever does.

and another...

Does your myspace password have to do with a boy?
does Davey Havok count?

Are you a girly girl?
People call me Ryan for a reason.

small or big purses?
it's an AFI backpack...medium these days. hahha
my cousin has the 'abyss' for a purse.

Do you sleep in your bra?
yes.
you're a pervert

Do you enjoy drama?
no.
my friends get in it, and I laugh.

Do you think you’re conceited?
nope.

Did you dress up on Halloween?
Samhein? hella yeah!

Do you call anybody by their last name?
finch.
uhm...finch.
no, pinto.
that's it. i think.

Do you wear makeup?
just eyeliner.
I'm a dude/girl, remember?

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
bahahhahhha
want me to count the times?

Eyeliner or Mascara?
eyeliner.
mascara is pointless

American Eagle or Hollister?
or.
BURN THEM

Heels or flats?
like...flat shoes, or flat pretty girly shoes?
I stick with my vans and cons.

Skirts or jeans?
jeans, skinny jeans.
jeebus, I'm not a girly girl here!

Socks or leggings?
SOCKS. BIG LONG KNEE SOCKS.
ahhahah

Heels or sneakers?
sneakers.
hands down.

Straight or curly hair?
straight.

Hoops or dangling earrings?
neither.
can't wear em.

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
dark hair, unless it's white blonde.
love white blonde.

Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
no.

Do you like your life?
boring.

Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
thought about it.
but i don't have to.
the films have done it for me.

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
if you mean in the family, yes.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
a lot.
not anymore.
i usually get over it before i sleep, though

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
no. Ihav ADD in my head...

Do you ever wish you were famous?
famous would be fun.

IN A BOY:

cowboy or gangster?
how about neither?

Preppy or Punk/Goth?
punk or goth.
i like the gothic dress.

Well-educated or Dropout?
educated so we could have weird convos

Contacts or Glasses?
contacts, unless the glasses looked cute.

Funny or Serious?
i need a mix here

Romantic or Daredevil?
how about a romantic daredevil?
a romantic dinner while sky diving?

Cute or Hot?
what is this hot?
we don't need him burning up.
adorable.

Long or short hair?
if it looks good on him, idc.

Smoker or non-smoker?
EW HAVOK NO.
sXe
MUST BE
okay, I bet you want to shoot me.
*rummages around for hot chocolate*
HOLY HAVOK WE ACTUALLY have some!!!
ANNNND with mini marshmallows!
HELLA YEAH
*makes*
so, we don't have mugs....we have this funky glass that's used for coffee....
weird..
so, Ihav 6 mosquito bites on one leg, and one on the other.
it's annoying.
I'm trying to figure out if I should microwave that or not...
I'm going to...
we had dumplings in the microwave... O.o

they smell yummy, but idk if they have chicken or pork in them or not...
ewww it was shrimp. i didn't eat it, though...
I'm thinking the hot chocolate is going to taste bad considering the water here tastes bad.
I'm going to use soy milk when this tastes like shit.
OW OW OW OW OW.
WAYYYYYYYYYY TOO HOT
I JUST BURNT THE SHIT OUT OF MY TONGUE!!
I've been writing this blog for over an hour now.
I hope you enjoy this.
Wow. It doesn't taste bad. I think I'm going to make a second when I finish this.
*pulls book from backpack*
I'm reading Betrayed by P.C. Cast. I guess it's a good book. It reminds me a lot of Tori.
I feel so great, I'm drinking hot chocolate from a straw...and it's a yellow bendy at that.
So, all the little marshmallows just up and melted on me.
That's kinda depressing.
hahahaha poor Zoey. Heath just came over to her. *book characters*
well, I just finished my hot chocolate.
I'm going to pick out the marshmallows so I don't loose them. I wonder if we have any...
HOLY HAVOK WE HAVE THEM!!!!

Okay, so if you ever decide to make hot chocolate with soy milk, I highly recommend using two packets of mix, because microwaved soy milk doesn't taste good. And if you're into the thinner drinks, I recommend half water anf half soy milk, or just use water.
Urgh. The shmellows won't open. -_-
Now I need to go find some scizzors.
EWW. The first shemellow I bit into crunched...but the rest didn't.
Do shmellows go bad?
Oh Jeebus, these went bad back on Sept. 11 '06!
*throws out*
That's sooo weird. They tasted fine to me...
Oh well. Don't want to get sick. And at least they give you the little fake freeze dried ones in the Swiss Miss thing.
What are those things made of?
I know the normal ones are like..gelatin or something..
Huh..
http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm - marshmallow info.
They're candy? Weird.
Aha! Marshmallow - 1: a pink-flowered European perennial herb (Althaea officinalis) of the mallow family that is naturalized in the eastern U.S. and has a mucilaginous root sometimes used in confectionery and in medicine; 2: a confection made from the root of the marshmallow or from corn syrup, sugar, albumen, and gelatin beaten to a light spongy consistency.
I never knew that. Well, maybe the old saying is true.
Well, since this is going nowhere and Ihav nothing left to do, I'm leaving you all.
Guten morgen.

C&S

Waffles

So, today I woke up at 4:30 PM because I went to sleep at 6AM for two days in a row.
And I didn't register hunger until later.
But, I wanted to get the mail.
So, I passed through the kitchen to the garage. In the kitchen were pancakes. This is when I registered hunger. I wanted waffles.
So, I got the mail, which held my AFI backpack. I was completely ecstatic that I got it early. Finally!
It spent like...4 days in the cheese state.
So, I decided to make waffles. This is how they turned out...
The one on the left is pitiful. It didn't taste that way, though. The one on the right got all wet, so I put it back in the waffle maker, and it decided to get charred. Poor thing.
NEVER TRUST ME WITH FOOD....EVER

Woman With Dog Collar??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7204543.stm

just...just well.. it's all in there...
*face-palm*

C&S

PS: People these days....*sigh*

Used Condoms???

Hm
There's something.
haha.
My friend and I were talking when we happened upon used condoms.
Well, they're pretty nasty if you ask me. I mean, they're filled with sperm and then get tossed aside. OOOH. Sometimes they end up in the ocean, which isn't good for the environment.
First- the water gets full of human sperm. What if a someone was swimming and a used one with sperm floated by and they got pregnant?
Second- it's not a pretty sight. What if a little kid thought it was a balloon? Not a pretty sight either.
Third- It can kill animals. The plastic shape could look like a jelly fish to the creatures that eat them. Especially if you're in an area with sea turtles. They eat jelly fish. So, eating that is going to get caught in their throat and clog the oesophagus. The animals will die.
DO NOT THROW USED CONDOMS IN THE OCEAN.

Next, people should actually use them. Actually, people should use two layers, coloured. Blue and pink. Blue first, then pink. Because, if the pink breaks and all you see is blue, you know you're safe. I learned that little trick from the book Snuff. GO BUY THAT SHIT! Yeah, but wearing condoms is good. As long as you don't break through [i]both[/i] condoms....then you're fucked. AHHAHAHHA. Yeah, so, condom=good. Pregnant=not good. Unless that's what you were going for.

But, don't leave used condoms in the street or in the grass or out in the open. Once again, little kids could pick them up and yeah.. And they seriously aren't pretty to see, especially if jizz (haha) is coming out. But, the rain water can sweep them into storm drains, and they go to the oceans. And back to the ocean thingy.
THROW USED CONDOMS IN THE GARBAGE

Yeah, that's about it.
hahaha

C&S